Dirty Cruise Ship Jokes

Blonde Jokes A blonde girl is geting on a cruise ship but she promised her mom that she would call her when she got on.

Dirty cruise ship jokes. Best 1061 Ships Jokes and Puns There was a black guy white guy and a Mexican on a ship. The bartender is very impressed and exclaims Wow. The cruise puns and sayings can also make great captions on social media and can even be printed on cruise t-shirts and mugs as you get ready for a future cruise.

This collection of 50 of the best cruise jokes puns and even some funny things overheard on cruise ships will surely give you a chuckle. They each had to come before St. First came one of the straight guys and his wife.

I have no idea. An elderly couple is dancing on a cruise ship when the wife falls overboard. Peter shook his head sadly.

The ship was sinking so the black guy said quick throw off anything we dont need. One day while they were sailing they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The male whale told the female whale.

An elderly couple is dancing on a cruise ship when the wife falls overboard. This Will Blow Your Mind. In fact this one is on me.

A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. We play bingo often on cruises probably too often since the last time I played at Foxwoods I stood up when I was waiting which just confused my family of non-cruisers to no end. And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour every hour now by following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.